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[h_hollister]

I've gained twenty pounds.

Twenty pounds.

I'm only four months along! This is horrible and not normal! I have not been eating junk, crap or McDonald's! I've been sticking to a very specific, high protein mid-level carb diet, and still I have gained twenty pounds. I go jogging. (Okay, I can't weightlift anymore but that's not a weight-loss thing.) I've even started doing baby yoga.

Twenty pounds.

:(

Comments

[virtupets.livejournal.com]

I'll fuck you right off.

If you drop a few pounds.

Cow.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

The upside to my weight gain appears! I'll stay fat forever so you won't want to talk to me. HOORAY!

[virtupets.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'll just arrange that I nail you on the other side of a glory hole.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

What is WRONG with you?!

[virtupets.livejournal.com]

I got the magic stick; I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice, I hit the baddest chicks! Shorty don't believe me? Then come with me tonight and I'll show you maaaaagic

WHUT WHUT

Maaaagic

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