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[h_hollister]

Aw, goddamn it.

Got LOL'd but good.

Remember that whole "Hips got a shot from her magical future space job to offset her fertility for the next decade, because no babies in space plz!" thing?

One of the more pleasant side effects was that I would happily skip having my period. I haven't menstruated since I was 18 years old.

Yesterday in the Nexus, I brushed up against a fertility statue by accident.

This morning, I wake up with cramps.

.....Huzzah.

Kill me.

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[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Yes you totally did, I saw you there! You were around! ...Oh, wait, no, that was YOUR improbable future kid that looked like you. Never mind.

C'mon. You don't want to think about Uncle Ramon and Auntie Hips doin' the horizontal bop? Not even a little bit?

[csi-supergirl.livejournal.com]

I had a what??

Not in the slightest at all ever. Is this where I projectile vomit, because I haven't had any pea soup lately and it just wouldn't be the same.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

Aww, too bad, I wanted to see if you could get your head to spin all the way around, too.