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[h_hollister]

Aw, goddamn it.

Got LOL'd but good.

Remember that whole "Hips got a shot from her magical future space job to offset her fertility for the next decade, because no babies in space plz!" thing?

One of the more pleasant side effects was that I would happily skip having my period. I haven't menstruated since I was 18 years old.

Yesterday in the Nexus, I brushed up against a fertility statue by accident.

This morning, I wake up with cramps.

.....Huzzah.

Kill me.

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[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

HA HA.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Shut up, Cyclops.

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

Oh Hips, I was expecting something more original out of you. Everyone's going for the Cyclops joke.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

I was going to go with Polyphemous, but you don't live in a cave.

Although you should. Stinky poop head.

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

Have you SEEN the apartment they gave me? Clearly not. I'm practically foraging for nuts and berries. I do, however, frequently eat out lost sailors.

I am not a poop head. I know my fetishes are hard to keep track of, but I'm not into scat play. Unlike yer mom.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

No denying that, she married my father, the biggest pile of shit outside of a gathering of politicians.

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

or an adult baby convention?

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

I hate to echo Sponge-Cock Glumpants here, but HAW HAW.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHaH SPONGE-COCK GLUMPANTS HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I love you, Trixie.

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

Love you too babycakes.

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

B(

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

FROWN SOME MORE, BOSNIAN KID. FROWN SOME MORE.

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

I'M GOING TO GO CUT MY HAIR. AND MY WRISTS.

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

IT'S DOWN THE ROAD, NOT ACROSS THE STREET
WRITE IT DOWN SOMEWHERE
LIKE ON YOUR FOREHEAD

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

but then I can't read it, IT WILL BE BACKWARDS. what do I do. PLZ ADVZ.

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

I think you should, uuhhhhhhaaaaaaWHOOOOOOO LIVES IN A HOT TOPIC UNDER THE SEA?

SPONGE-COCK GLUM-PANTS!

WHINY AND SLUTTY AND WHORISH IS HE!

SPONGE-COCK GLUM-PANTS!

SPONGE-COCK GLUM-PANTS!
SPONGE-COCK GLUM-PANTS!
SPONGE-COOOOOCK GLUM-PAAAAAAAAANTS!

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

It's not impromptu karaoke time. You stop that right now. Or I'll shoot your face.

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

You're just lucky I'm too tired from stabbing punks and homeless people and choo-choo kung-fu guys to make up more lyrics.

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

If you do, I'm going to get a megaphone and subject the entire Nexus to it.

There will be no survivors.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Can't...breathe...laughing too hard...send help...and new pants...

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

American pants or British pants? Because if you need one, you could also probably do with a fresh set of t'other.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Both, baby, both. You'll be the death of me yet, woman.

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

((I am apologizing OOC because I have no idea where any of that just came from and am not trying to be antagonistic.))

[lust-for-life.livejournal.com]

(( hahaha oh hunny, i am not that easily offended. PRETENDY FUNTIME GAMES. ))

[foxitrix.livejournal.com]

((oh, very much PFTG. It's just that it all came out of left field and I have no IC reasons to back it up other than "Trixie likes making fun of people."))

[csi-supergirl.livejournal.com]

Eeew, Hips, does this mean that soon are you going to give birth to screeching undead babies like in the Dawn Of The Dead remake? I AM SO NOT BABYSITTING FOR YOU >:(

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

KEYPANTS WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG LADY.

And you saw my wacky future kid when he was around last year. He was human, smartie pants, so nyer. Besides, Ramon is still sterile.

[csi-supergirl.livejournal.com]

Around. Or, not-around. Same thing!!

I did? No I didn't. What?

LA LA LA NOT THINKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKZOMBIE'S ABILITY TO KNOCK YOU UP, LA LA LA LA

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Yes you totally did, I saw you there! You were around! ...Oh, wait, no, that was YOUR improbable future kid that looked like you. Never mind.

C'mon. You don't want to think about Uncle Ramon and Auntie Hips doin' the horizontal bop? Not even a little bit?

[csi-supergirl.livejournal.com]

I had a what??

Not in the slightest at all ever. Is this where I projectile vomit, because I haven't had any pea soup lately and it just wouldn't be the same.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

Aww, too bad, I wanted to see if you could get your head to spin all the way around, too.