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[h_hollister]

Oh, good. Everybody's listing who they've slept with.

I... will not be participating in that little meme.

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[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Please direct me to an example of this 'meme.' So I will be able to detect it when I see it.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

*points at notasnack*

He did it. So did his wife, Donna. And their "kid" the waffle god. And there was the "disturbing facts" one. Emma and the entire Pard gave into that one.

Hell, last night everybody was posting THIS:

"If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal."

See why I want to distract with kittens? It's a freaking epidemic of smut, m'dear.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Oh, psh. That ain't listing. That's just saying "I want to boff one of you lucky stiffs, but I ain't tellin' who."

That ain't nothin'.

Although it's telling that I only saw that one once.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Hmph. You obviously have a better class of friend than I do, then. All my friends are obsessed with sex, apparently.

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

No, it just means I don't know anybody who wants to fuck me.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me, right?

[wadewilson.livejournal.com]

Well, you crazy Mayfair chicks aside... and Brad Pitt aside, I mean.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Freakin' Brad Pitt.

[hitmejack.livejournal.com]

I'd hit it.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

A-hem! Get outta here! G'wan, shoo! Hit on him in your own journal. Only I get to flirt with him here.

[hitmejack.livejournal.com]

[lazy smirk]

Aww, kitten.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Nope, no good, I'm immune.