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Jun. 11th, 2007
1) No more taking in hard-on-their-luck ex-boyfriends.
2) If another AU!future! child shows up, no trying to take them home and adopt them.
3) No more fighting against evil, betentacle'd cult leaders.
4) Turning people into banana slugs via bazookoid is verboten.
5) And, finally, no more odd, vitally-challenged, short, Spanish boyfriends who dress like Captain Morgan.
((Feel free to contribute to the list, either ICly or OOCly. Hips has a sense of humor, after all. ;)))
2) If another AU!future! child shows up, no trying to take them home and adopt them.
3) No more fighting against evil, betentacle'd cult leaders.
4) Turning people into banana slugs via bazookoid is verboten.
5) And, finally, no more odd, vitally-challenged, short, Spanish boyfriends who dress like Captain Morgan.
((Feel free to contribute to the list, either ICly or OOCly. Hips has a sense of humor, after all. ;)))