Mostly OOC: The List of things Hips isn't Allowed to Do Anymore.

[h_hollister]

1) No more taking in hard-on-their-luck ex-boyfriends.
2) If another AU!future! child shows up, no trying to take them home and adopt them.
3) No more fighting against evil, betentacle'd cult leaders.
4) Turning people into banana slugs via bazookoid is verboten.
5) And, finally, no more odd, vitally-challenged, short, Spanish boyfriends who dress like Captain Morgan.

((Feel free to contribute to the list, either ICly or OOCly. Hips has a sense of humor, after all. ;)))

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[takhys]

6. No more betting on whether Bhima will eat Pointy or vice versa.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

Ten bucks on Pointy, f'reals.

...Shit.

[takhys]

Heh.

7. If it doesn't die when you shoot it, don't date it?

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

...And so far all the men in my life have come back from the dead at some point or another! FANTASTIC. >:/

OOC, son!

[teradyne.livejournal.com]

8. Hips is no longer allowed on Youtube, lest our spleens implode from too much giggling.

9. No more renting apartments to peoples infected with Atma. Portland 2.0 is not needed or desired at this point in time. B|

...Sorry, double post. I will learn how to spell character names properly the first try.

Re: OOC, son!

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

RE: 8.



RE: 9.

Then stop being so gosh-durn INTERESTING.

Re: OOC, son!

[teradyne.livejournal.com]

8. Wow, head exploding synchronization has turned into an art form! :o ((And also, I have not only giggled for hours over Resident Evil/Avenue Q…I also find myself singing snatches of it. Horrible!)

[gadgetqueen]

10. Hips is no longer allowed to make major changes of physical state without a dotor's note. This includes but is not limited to: going insane, dying, resurrecting, getting weird biological implants, getting weird nanotech assistance, pregnancy, or psoriasis.

[h-hollister.livejournal.com]

If I get pregnant, you have full permission to call the pope and let them know He is come again, seriously. I have a bigger chance of being hit by a meteorite.

...Although, shit, now that'll happen next, huh?

[gadgetqueen]

*puts what appears to be an ornate spire on the flats, but is really a Tesla-designed meteor shield*

Nope. ^_^