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h_hollisterBecause, seriously, I don't talk about sex enough. *rolls eyes*
Things I've Done In Bed, By Hippolyta Hollister, Age 29.
Fetishes/kinks:
Violent rape fantasies - No. Just plain no.
Masochism - Also with the no.
Piercing - Does "one in each earlobe" count? Because that's all she wrote, folks.
Tattooing - Nope.
Branding - Do I look like a smegging cow to you? ... Don't answer that.
Bondage - Light. Handcuffs. That's it.
Humiliation - Um. I slept with Arnold Rimmer for two years. That humiliating enough?
Exhibitionism - No.
Voyeurism - No.
Outdoors - No. (Gosh, I'm pretty smegging vanilla, now that I think about it...)
Sex in places with a high risk of getting caught - Done, and got caught. Oh, man, the look on Kryten's face...
Sex in church - What? No. How in the hell is that kinky? Are there people turned on by communion wafers and pews, or what? I'm pointing and laughing at this kink now.
Standing sex - Done.
Verbal abuse - Lord. Done, done, a thousand times, done.
Physical abuse - Spankings only.
Autoerotic asphyxiation - No.
Medical play - *snerks* Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do *this!*
Car sex (...sex in cars, not with cars) - Nope.
Multiple partners - At once? ...yup.
Food - Uh, Rimmer and I tried whipped cream once. Got very sticky. Wasn't sexy.
Hot wax - Nope.
Immediate physical danger - Um. Sort of? We were busy, and then the red alert light went off. Turned out it was just Cat testing out what the shiny buttons did. I almost strangled Cat.
Smeg. This is getting a bit depressing...
Emo boys/scenesters/hipsters - This is a kink?
Extremely tall, muscular men - Yep. Oh, yeah.
In chairs - Done.
On couches - Nope.
On the floor - Done.
Squicks:
Violent rape fantasies - See above.
Loli/shota - Um. I'm going to show off my total ignorance and say, "What the smeg is that?" And, no, explanations do not have to be forthcoming thnx.
Furries - NO NO NO NO NO. I CANNOT SAY NO TO THIS ENOUGH.
Cross-dressing - Nope.
Spanking - ...this is a squick? Hrm. 'Cuz I'm partial to 'em.
The phrase "doggy style" (not the position, just the phrase) - Yeah, okay, don't like that phrase.
Scat - Jesus. No.
Bloodplay - No. Ew.
Infantilism - God. Ew. No.
...Girls. - ...um.
Robots - ...UM! I'm going to say Tee doesn't count for this, as he's FULLY HUMAN RIGHT NOW THNX.
Excessive romanticism/schmoopyness - Heh. This isn't a squick for me either. But that's because I'm about 16 years old, mentally. ;)
Bears - Shouldn't this fall under furries? Oh, wait. Wait. ...Right. Um. No.
Erogenous Zones:
Neck.
Shoulders.
Inside of the elbows.
Lips. (Nobody ever mentions that as an erogenous zone. I mean, c'mon!)
Inner thighs.
Ears.
Back of the knees.
Bottom. :D
The obvious one for a girl. :D :D
Lower back.
Shoulder blades.
Squick points: (Places I hate to be touched)
Bottoms of the feet. Too tickley.
...um.
Gosh. Um. I just like to be touched all over, other than the tickley feet. And even then, that's only minor. Heh.
Things I've Done In Bed, By Hippolyta Hollister, Age 29.
Fetishes/kinks:
Violent rape fantasies - No. Just plain no.
Masochism - Also with the no.
Piercing - Does "one in each earlobe" count? Because that's all she wrote, folks.
Tattooing - Nope.
Branding - Do I look like a smegging cow to you? ... Don't answer that.
Bondage - Light. Handcuffs. That's it.
Humiliation - Um. I slept with Arnold Rimmer for two years. That humiliating enough?
Exhibitionism - No.
Voyeurism - No.
Outdoors - No. (Gosh, I'm pretty smegging vanilla, now that I think about it...)
Sex in places with a high risk of getting caught - Done, and got caught. Oh, man, the look on Kryten's face...
Sex in church - What? No. How in the hell is that kinky? Are there people turned on by communion wafers and pews, or what? I'm pointing and laughing at this kink now.
Standing sex - Done.
Verbal abuse - Lord. Done, done, a thousand times, done.
Physical abuse - Spankings only.
Autoerotic asphyxiation - No.
Medical play - *snerks* Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I do *this!*
Car sex (...sex in cars, not with cars) - Nope.
Multiple partners - At once? ...yup.
Food - Uh, Rimmer and I tried whipped cream once. Got very sticky. Wasn't sexy.
Hot wax - Nope.
Immediate physical danger - Um. Sort of? We were busy, and then the red alert light went off. Turned out it was just Cat testing out what the shiny buttons did. I almost strangled Cat.
Smeg. This is getting a bit depressing...
Emo boys/scenesters/hipsters - This is a kink?
Extremely tall, muscular men - Yep. Oh, yeah.
In chairs - Done.
On couches - Nope.
On the floor - Done.
Squicks:
Violent rape fantasies - See above.
Loli/shota - Um. I'm going to show off my total ignorance and say, "What the smeg is that?" And, no, explanations do not have to be forthcoming thnx.
Furries - NO NO NO NO NO. I CANNOT SAY NO TO THIS ENOUGH.
Cross-dressing - Nope.
Spanking - ...this is a squick? Hrm. 'Cuz I'm partial to 'em.
The phrase "doggy style" (not the position, just the phrase) - Yeah, okay, don't like that phrase.
Scat - Jesus. No.
Bloodplay - No. Ew.
Infantilism - God. Ew. No.
...Girls. - ...um.
Robots - ...UM! I'm going to say Tee doesn't count for this, as he's FULLY HUMAN RIGHT NOW THNX.
Excessive romanticism/schmoopyness - Heh. This isn't a squick for me either. But that's because I'm about 16 years old, mentally. ;)
Bears - Shouldn't this fall under furries? Oh, wait. Wait. ...Right. Um. No.
Erogenous Zones:
Neck.
Shoulders.
Inside of the elbows.
Lips. (Nobody ever mentions that as an erogenous zone. I mean, c'mon!)
Inner thighs.
Ears.
Back of the knees.
Bottom. :D
The obvious one for a girl. :D :D
Lower back.
Shoulder blades.
Squick points: (Places I hate to be touched)
Bottoms of the feet. Too tickley.
...um.
Gosh. Um. I just like to be touched all over, other than the tickley feet. And even then, that's only minor. Heh.
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Date: 2005-09-12 01:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-12 01:44 pm (UTC)I didn't realize we were speaking to each other again...no subject
Date: 2005-09-12 01:55 pm (UTC)Only when I feel like it. Or get to talk about bagin' chicks in the confessional.no subject
Date: 2005-09-12 01:57 pm (UTC)So you accepting my apology isn't going to happen anytime soon, then?no subject
Date: 2005-09-12 02:13 pm (UTC)I've been in a vendetta kinda mood.no subject
Date: 2005-09-12 03:33 pm (UTC)So you used up my ammo on purpose? Great. Vendetta mood hitting on this end, too. Jerk.
...and yet I still love you...
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Date: 2005-09-12 11:41 pm (UTC)I used up the ammo because I like to blow shit up with big guns. Entirely separate from your passive-aggressive schtick.no subject
Date: 2005-09-13 12:48 am (UTC)Passive aggressive my arse, Wilson. You ain't the only one with an overactive mouthular gland around here.no subject
Date: 2005-09-13 10:24 am (UTC)Making a snide bitchy comment about how I haven't made an honest woman out of you and then pretending you're kidding because I got pissed off about it is passive-aggressive.
Kick the Sniz in the balls for me, and try not to get your ankle caught in his Gonzo-nose crank.
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Date: 2005-09-13 12:48 pm (UTC)Wade. Wait. Please... don't leave?
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Date: 2005-09-14 07:23 am (UTC)Ciao baby. Keep your nose clean.
*bzzt*
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Date: 2005-09-14 01:32 pm (UTC)...
I knew it.
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Date: 2005-09-12 09:15 pm (UTC)And churches are pretty. And quiet.
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Date: 2005-09-12 09:17 pm (UTC)If one more guy asks me to call him "daddy"... *chopping motions*
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Date: 2005-09-12 09:30 pm (UTC)Ew. Yeah. I so didn't need to know that, JP.