"'Chupar' is 'to suck' in Spanish. Just so you know. You'll have to learn to conjugate it yourself. But yeah, he threw some exploding turd thing at me and then vanished like the Frou Frou O'Nancypants he is. I mean, for the sake of fuck, 'I'm a wizard, I do not use telephones'... like I'M somehow the idiot for suggesting that a guy who uses his pencildick stick for everything might POSSIBLY consider joining the rest of us Wuzzles in the 23.5 century. What I don't get is why Dez managed to stay cool and this guy sucks harder than a black hole on prom night."

"So no, I didn't ice him. I kinda like not having tentacles, no matter what that prickolini Agent X says. Agent X, christ. More like BRAND X, YOU GENERIC-ASS CHUMP."

"But yeah.. no. Nobody you know, no one you need to make your business. You need any cashish? Los Assholes can get pricey."