Oh my lordy, the man, the monster, the mystery known throughout New York for his quick tongue might, just might have been making it all up! The horror, the calumny!
No, you're absolutely right of course. But I wasn't doing anything interesting, I promise. Being a fugitive on the run from the federal is mostly boring and sometimes a bit damp.
You are caught out, sir. Flogging at the regimental square at daybreak.
Is that STILL happening? Christ almighty on his miniature bicycle, I thought...ah, fukkit, who cares what I thought. Again, the offer of assistance is on the table, although I suspect you'll ignore it like all the other times. ;)
I await my corporal punishment with pleasure, madam.
But seriously - you expect the American gubmint to just forget about this kinda thing? Naw, but I'm okay. Camping out with a friend who's very good at hiding people. The thought is appreciated, though, just like all the other times.
Point. But I'd also thought that you might have perhaps cleared your name and this whole 'registration act' thing up by now. I STILL think Stark's a Skrull. B|
If the heat is on a little too high for you, come to Spain. We have a castle.
It's not really about 'clearing my name' when I did exactly what they claim I did - you know, for once in a decade. As for Tony, I think he's just ... confused. And he has my aunt, so let's play nice.
But lands' sake, woman, I can hardly handle a kitted out brownstone, and you want me to try an old Spanish castle? I'd probably get lost in the catacombs and you'd have to mount a search expedition to recover my body.
If Tony Stark ever reads this journal, I'll eat a hat. (Unless it's the Tony Stark that looks like Robert Downey Jr. He can come. Le rowr.)
Hey, I thought I couldn't handle a castle either! It's amazing what you can get used to. And besides, your spider-sense will keep you out of the booby-traps. :D
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How in the hell are YOU? Ain't seen you in forever.
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And I don't believe you for one smegging second.
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No, you're absolutely right of course. But I wasn't doing anything interesting, I promise. Being a fugitive on the run from the federal is mostly boring and sometimes a bit damp.
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Is that STILL happening? Christ almighty on his miniature bicycle, I thought...ah, fukkit, who cares what I thought. Again, the offer of assistance is on the table, although I suspect you'll ignore it like all the other times. ;)
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But seriously - you expect the American gubmint to just forget about this kinda thing? Naw, but I'm okay. Camping out with a friend who's very good at hiding people. The thought is appreciated, though, just like all the other times.
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If the heat is on a little too high for you, come to Spain. We have a castle.
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But lands' sake, woman, I can hardly handle a kitted out brownstone, and you want me to try an old Spanish castle? I'd probably get lost in the catacombs and you'd have to mount a search expedition to recover my body.
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Hey, I thought I couldn't handle a castle either! It's amazing what you can get used to. And besides, your spider-sense will keep you out of the booby-traps. :D
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