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Imagine me rolling my eyes. Cripes.

That dumbshit in the stupid hat...what's his name, Issimu or something. Isamu.

He's in the Nexus asking about for volunteers to help him end a world. Although it doesn't sound like any world in particular. This doesn't sound like the typical "MWHAHAHAHAHAH GIVE ME FIFTY BAJILLION DOLLARS OR YOUR PRECIOUS PLANET GETS IT IN THE MOLTEN CORE" kind of world ender.

It almost sound religious or something.

Fucking hell.

SIGH.

What do we do about his crazy ass, then? Derek? I'd like your input, por favor, iffin you're reading.

Goddamn it THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! CAN'T THE MULTIVERSE STAY SAVED FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES?!

Date: 2007-02-16 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cold-hope.livejournal.com
You did, Oscar, you did.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] h-hollister.livejournal.com
"I...can't...get the trees right...! DAMN IT I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!"

Date: 2007-02-16 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cold-hope.livejournal.com
Only in this case I think it's more along the lines of "WAH EVERYTHING IS NOT EXACTLY AS I WANT IT TO BE SO I WILL KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD CAUSE I KNOW BETTER!!!!!"

Date: 2007-02-16 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] h-hollister.livejournal.com
Freakin' whiners, ruining our vacations.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] h-hollister.livejournal.com
And freakin' me, stirring the pot and not able to ignore my inner vigilante.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cold-hope.livejournal.com
Oh, love. I know; I feel the same way. I'd like nothing better than to slap some sense into his silly pointy head and save all those people who don't deserve to be victims of someone's whim.

Like talking to a particularly dim heap of gym socks, it was.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] h-hollister.livejournal.com
I know. S'why I usually ignore him.

But this is beyond the pale. I mean, my god, going about and ANNOUNCING his intentions. Not even Dr. Doom does that until he has the Fantasic 4 in a nigh-unescapable trap.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cold-hope.livejournal.com
"RICHAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!"

At least this one doesn't talk about himself in the third person, like Bob Dole.

Date: 2007-02-16 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] h-hollister.livejournal.com
I didn't think it was possible to conceive of him as more annoying, but that just might be doing the trick.

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