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And the night of the 'Hell, Wisconsin' invasion, Hips has a terrible, awful idea, and brings home an all-too-human alternate of her husband. The apartment is tidy, but nowhere near spotless, and down the hall is what sounds like a baby mobile, playing soft, tinkly music. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, with beeping and ocean noises.

Kryten is putting Bhima to sleep, it would seem.

Hips turns on all the lights in the living room, putting a finger to her lips to warn Ramon that the baby is sleeping. Isn't he in for a shock, when he sees that the 'baby' is actually a literal demon. Whee.

"Would you like something to drink, Ramon?" she whispers, tiptoeing to the kitchen to fetch glasses of whatever.