"She's my best friend, Wade. I mean, I love Jun, and Key, and JP and Greg. They're my friends, too. I know I'm not completely friendless. But... Dez is my sister. She's family.
"And besides. She's packing up and moving to Wales to live with him, the last I heard. So I'd be the 'official keeper of Mayfair' or some such bullshit. Hell, maybe I could shack up with Thunder and we could do our own sick and twisted version of Ozzie and Harriet. I'd bake the cookies, he'd question the basic tenents of human civilization until I punched him in the nuts. Black and white sitcom-ville, here we come."
She lights up a smoke. "When can you get me the paperwork? And please do NOT give Tee a clunker name. Something simple. Tom Smith." Then she sniggers. "Tom 'Cracker' Smith."
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Date: 2005-08-31 06:36 am (UTC)"She's my best friend, Wade. I mean, I love Jun, and Key, and JP and Greg. They're my friends, too. I know I'm not completely friendless. But... Dez is my sister. She's family.
"And besides. She's packing up and moving to Wales to live with him, the last I heard. So I'd be the 'official keeper of Mayfair' or some such bullshit. Hell, maybe I could shack up with Thunder and we could do our own sick and twisted version of Ozzie and Harriet. I'd bake the cookies, he'd question the basic tenents of human civilization until I punched him in the nuts. Black and white sitcom-ville, here we come."
She lights up a smoke. "When can you get me the paperwork? And please do NOT give Tee a clunker name. Something simple. Tom Smith." Then she sniggers. "Tom 'Cracker' Smith."